Great Truths That Adults Have Learned:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2. Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3. Families are like fudge … mostly sweet, with
a few nuts.

4. Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that
held its ground.

5. Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on
the inside.

6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
fiber, not the toy.

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