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September 19, 2014

Hugging

Hugging is healthy; it helps the body’s immunity
system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it
reduces stress, it induces sleep, it’s invigorating,
and rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects,
and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.
Hugging is all natural: it is organic, naturally sweet,
no pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial
ingredients, and is 100 percent wholesome.
Hugging is practically perfect: there are no moveable
parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups,
low energy consumption, high energy yield, insulation
proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance
requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting,
and, of course, fully returnable.
  — Submitted by Gary Kallio

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